tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600769970538244403.post7161944919124475095..comments2023-10-09T05:15:03.334-07:00Comments on Latest Challenge - Liverpool to the Arctic Circle on a motorbike and back.....: Troon 2 Cowdenbeath 4Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11131300788924994728noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600769970538244403.post-75125823009029500492011-09-26T05:22:47.998-07:002011-09-26T05:22:47.998-07:00Hi Paul just thought you'd like a parrot joke....Hi Paul just thought you'd like a parrot joke.<br /> It's called, "Don't Talk to my Parrot"<br /><br />Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. <br />Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, <br />'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, <br />leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque.' <br /><br />Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. <br /><br /> <br /> <br />But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' <br /> <br /><br /><br />'I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!' <br /><br />When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, <br />meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there <br />on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. <br /><br />The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. <br /><br />Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,<br />'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' <br />To which the parrot replied,<br />'Get him Spike!' <br /><br />See - Men just don't listen!polite scouserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000441352704945438noreply@blogger.com